And you had a bra thrown at you
And a stuffed animal turtle
And I don’t even know what they threw at you here
And what looks like a naked Harry doll thrown at you
And what I think is a koala thrown at your penis
And finally some balls thrown at your face
he is a walking bullseye.
Via Broken but not Shattered
That awkward moment when you make conversation with a stranger in an elevator, and when they leave they say “See ya later.”
WILL YOU?!?!?!
The internet is so convenient
pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:
omg i knew what the fuck should i make for dinner but this post is great times 100 omg
Holy fuck I never have to wonder for anything ever again.
About me
If you wanna get to know me, you have to invade my ask box with questions! But I should give you fair warning that I have a slight (completely overbearing) obsession with Panic! At the Disco.
